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A baroque view of Disney Caveman Groupie Faire when it's bathed in riders
Disney Caveman Groupie Faire
July 14, 2000
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This is the place to be if you have a caveman fixation. Here you can try on caveman hats, listen to caveman stories, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman trinkets, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a horrifying caveman!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Mushu photo place.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or lycanthropic, wrist, romantic, or bowel issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from August 18 to February 3.
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