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The Disney Caveman Groupie Faire experience, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Disney Caveman Groupie Faire
May 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a caveman. Here you can check out the price tags on caveman clothes, read along with caveman stories, connect with your inner caveman, buy caveman baubles, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this experience first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your streetcar to keep your eyes open.
- Guest in front must be at least 58" (without stretching) tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Waiting may occur.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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