Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow attraction during refurbishment
Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
December 16, 1976
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This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse with a caveman fixation. Here you can buy caveman costumes, read along with caveman legends, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman trinkets, and try to date a risen-from-the-grave caveman!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve camps.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes inside the attraction at most times.
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