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Above: The Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow attraction as seen from the top of history
Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
August 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
This is the place to come if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can rent caveman garb, listen to caveman religious works, decorate a caveman cookie, buy caveman souvenirs, and think weird thoughts about a no-fooling caveman!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 34 peta-angstroms.
- Maximum height 51".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to purchase custom pants.
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