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An overcrowded view of Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow when it's covered in harmony
Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
August 13, 1962
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This is the place to be if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can drool at caveman costumes, listen to caveman stories, learn caveman-hunting techniques, buy caveman trinkets, and try to date a just-like-in-the-movies caveman!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or familial, back, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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