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A dark view of Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow when it's inundated in children
Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
June 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight princesses (according to "Difficult Amigo" Twitter stream)
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman costumes, listen to caveman legends, network with other caveman superfans, buy caveman jewelry, and have your portrait painted with a no-fooling caveman!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- This was Sallah's particularly hated attraction.
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