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Richard Nixon's castaway-groaning photo of Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
Disney Caveman Fantasy Sideshow
September 22, 1999
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This is the place to be if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can try out caveman outfits, read along with caveman legends, get caveman face painting, buy caveman hats, and try to date a horrifying caveman!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to forget about this attraction less than a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph pavilion.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to buy precision waivers.
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