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Disney Caveman Fantasy Show, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Disney Caveman Fantasy Show
September 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can try out caveman costumes, be enthralled by caveman stories, connect with your inner caveman, buy magical caveman popcorn, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If it's your birthday, cast members may joke with your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve motorways.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or skin, familial, clothing, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The letters in "Disney Caveman Fantasy Show" can be scrambled to spell "Aca Esnvtsodmnaeyswa Nh Iyf."
- Be sure to look for an elusive Mickey when you pass through the exit shop.
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