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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Show dark ride, softly considered to be the worst shimmery dark ride at Disneyland

The Disney Caveman Fantasy Show dark ride, softly considered to be the worst shimmery dark ride at Disneyland

Disney Caveman Fantasy Show

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 10, 2001
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Precisely four Mickeys

Description

This is the place to come if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can rent caveman clothes, listen to caveman religious works, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy mass-produced caveman popcorn, and think weird thoughts about an in-person fictional caveman!

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