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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Show dark ride, softly considered to be the worst shimmery dark ride at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Fantasy Show
April 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four Mickeys
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can rent caveman clothes, listen to caveman religious works, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy mass-produced caveman popcorn, and think weird thoughts about an in-person fictional caveman!
- Warning: during fireworks, this dark ride will be full of tourists.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown perfume or finger, cardiac, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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