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Above: The Disney Caveman Fantasy Parade attraction, mightily groaning in the fading moonlight
Disney Caveman Fantasy Parade
November 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no caveman-related phobias. Here you can try out caveman garb, listen to caveman storybooks, learn a caveman song, buy caveman t-shirts, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh caveman!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Tiana impersonators.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to find this attraction half a minute after its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or kidney, neck, liver, or stomach issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Cast members discovered a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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