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A cursed view of Disney Caveman Fantasy Parade when it's inundated in children
Disney Caveman Fantasy Parade
August 14, 1974
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This is the place to hang out if you have a son who won't shut up about wanting to see a caveman. Here you can try out caveman costumes, be enthralled by caveman storybooks, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman trinkets, and be bitten by an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
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