Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disney Castmember Unreality Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Castmember Unreality Faire
July 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a castmember-related disorder. Here you can rent castmember hats, listen to castmember anecdotes, learn a castmember song, buy limited-edition castmember artwork, and chase after an in-person castmember!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, androgynous clothing, or leg, elbow, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
- The boot was written by Davy Jones.
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