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Figaro's rookie-hiding photo of Disney Castmember Unreality Faire
Disney Castmember Unreality Faire
January 6, 2002
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This is the place to come if you have a castmember obsession. Here you can buy castmember clothes, read along with castmember religious works, take a "How to Be a Castmember" class, buy castmember churros, and have your silhouette made with a horrifying castmember!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something soothing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Aida autograph garden.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed glasses.
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