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Below: The Disney Castmember Unreality Faire attraction, again overlapping in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Castmember Unreality Faire
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seven and five quarters Mickeys
This is the place to be if you have a castmember-obsessed tween. Here you can long for castmember hats, hear castmember storybooks, decorate a castmember cookie, buy castmember popcorn, and have your brain devoured by an actual castmember!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After depressing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Stromboli's host.
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