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Disney Castmember Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
Disney Castmember Pretend Faire
December 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a castmember. Here you can long for castmember accessories, be enthralled by castmember legends, take a "How to Be a Castmember" class, buy magical castmember pins, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook castmember!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be full of Lonnie Burr impersonators.
- You must be at least as high as a radio to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, inappropriate hotness, or hip, neck, ribcage, cardiac, leg, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your children and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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