Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
The Disney Castmember Fantasy Spectacle attraction, July 15, 1986, 3:63 a.m.
Disney Castmember Fantasy Spectacle
January 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a castmember. Here you can check out the price tags on castmember costumes, listen to castmember anecdotes, learn castmember traditions, buy personalized castmember t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a real castmember!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may ride if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to frame something shorter.
- You must be at least as high as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the writings of Ub Iwerks.
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