Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Castmember Fantasy Sideshow attraction during refurbishment
Disney Castmember Fantasy Sideshow
March 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (according to Jiminy Cricket)
This is the place to hang out if you have a castmember-related disorder. Here you can drool at castmember garb, hear castmember stories, learn castmember traditions, buy castmember souvenirs, and worship a horrifying castmember!
- If you are allergic to warriors, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive drooling, or blood, elbow, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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