Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Disney Castmember Fantasy Sideshow attraction at first light
Disney Castmember Fantasy Sideshow
May 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
This is the place to come if you have a child with castmember-mania. Here you can try out castmember accessories, listen to castmember religious works, learn castmember-hunting techniques, buy collectable castmember jewelry, and have your picture taken with a real person dressed like a castmember!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find leaving, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, inappropriate chattiness, '80s haircuts, blinding makeup, or wrist, shoulder, or tongue complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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