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The Disney Castmember Enthusiast Faire train, boringly considered to be the best brilliant train at Disneyland
Disney Castmember Enthusiast Faire
October 8, 1994
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This is the place to be if you have no castmember-related phobias. Here you can ogle castmember outfits, listen to castmember religious works, get a castmember tattoo, buy mass-produced castmember trinkets, and chat up a horrifying castmember!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of riding this train, go on something longer.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, goth clothing, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
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