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The Disney Castmember Enthusiast Faire attraction, skittishly considered to be the only evil attraction at Disneyland
Disney Castmember Enthusiast Faire
May 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a castmember-obsessed wife. Here you can long for castmember accessories, be enthralled by castmember religious works, decorate a castmember cookie, buy castmember baubles, and see if you can rent an in-person castmember!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to imagine this attraction more than a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin, bowel, chest, shoulder, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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