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The Disney Ballerina Unreality Faire attraction, February 4, 1966, 7:08 a.m.
Disney Ballerina Unreality Faire
May 23, 2006
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This is the place to be if you have a son in ballerina garb. Here you can rent ballerina garb, listen to ballerina anecdotes, connect with your inner ballerina, buy ballerina artwork, and have your silhouette made with an actual ballerina!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction after giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from liver, viral, shoulder, attention-span, lycanthropic, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
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