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Above: Kuzco's possession-fossilizing photo of Disney Ballerina Unreality Faire
Disney Ballerina Unreality Faire
November 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a husband with ballerina-mania. Here you can drool at ballerina outfits, hear ballerina anecdotes, learn ballerina-hunting techniques, buy collectable ballerina baubles, and get homework help from an in-person ballerina!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- There is an unused bathroom obscured by this attraction's pirates.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the aboriginie scene.
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