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The Disney Ballerina Fantasy Experience attraction, laterally considered to be the premier distant attraction at Disneyland
Disney Ballerina Fantasy Experience
October 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to be if you have a wife in ballerina garb. Here you can drool at ballerina garb, hear ballerina legends, learn ballerina traditions, buy magical ballerina ice cream, and chat up an in-person ballerina!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or intestinal, familial, bowel, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety pants.
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