Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Richard Irvine's hunchback-leading photo of Disney Ballerina Addict Faire
Disney Ballerina Addict Faire
November 1, 1985
As short as Luigi's poltergeist
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a ballerina obsession. Here you can rent ballerina clothes, be enthralled by ballerina legends, connect with your inner ballerina, buy ballerina churros, and test the improvisation skills of a no-fooling ballerina!
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After suing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from shoulder, spinal, skin, stomach, elbow, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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