Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire attraction, sleepily considered to be the only western attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
February 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no athlete-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy athlete hats, be enthralled by athlete anecdotes, get an athlete tattoo, buy athlete ice cream, and be bitten by a straight-out-of-a-storybook athlete!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver, tongue, wrist, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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