Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
December 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're treasured)
This is the place to hang out if you have athlete-mania. Here you can try out athlete clothes, hear athlete anecdotes, network with other athlete superfans, buy limited-edition athlete ice cream, and get dating advice from an actual athlete!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Before laughing this attraction, find something that requires less experience.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.