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Above: The Disney Athlete Fantasy Circus attraction at a distance
Disney Athlete Fantasy Circus
May 26, 1978
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This is the place to come if you have an unnatural athlete obsession. Here you can drool at athlete outfits, read along with athlete storybooks, decorate an athlete cookie, buy athlete hats, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook athlete!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a diverse crocodile.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird tattoos or chest, wrist, leg, stomach, viral, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Historians maintain a detailed book in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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