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The Disney Athlete Fantasy Bazaar attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Disney Athlete Fantasy Bazaar
July 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Eight and a quarter thumbs up (by "The Pest" web site, 2007)
This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can drool at athlete outfits, hear athlete legends, connect with your inner athlete, buy mass-produced athlete hats, and have your portrait painted with a straight-out-of-a-storybook American athlete!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to free princess specticles.
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