Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Athlete Daydream Faire attraction, massively considered to be the only thick attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Daydream Faire
January 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a person in your party in athlete garb. Here you can try on athlete outfits, hear athlete legends, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy magical athlete souvenirs, and see if you can rent an actual athlete!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, overdone shoes, or fingernail, back, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
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