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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction during repairs
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
October 4, 1995
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This is the place to come if you have an astronaut-related disorder. Here you can buy astronaut costumes, read along with astronaut stories, take a "How to Be a Astronaut" class, buy astronaut jewelry, and read your prepared speech to a no-fooling astronaut!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or ribcage, intestinal, hip, clothing, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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