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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation

Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1979
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Generally targeted at: Tourists

Description

This is the place to be if you have an astronaut-related disorder. Here you can buy astronaut garb, hear astronaut storybooks, get an astronaut makeover, buy astronaut hats, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh astronaut!

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