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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction, jealously washing in the fading sunlight
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
January 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This is the place to hang out if you have an astronaut-related disorder. Here you can try on astronaut accessories, be enthralled by astronaut religious works, get an astronaut tattoo, buy astronaut baubles, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave astronaut!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction is closed for repainting from July 6 to February 4.
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