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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of a place
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
December 9, 1999
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This is the place to be if you have astronaut-mania. Here you can try out astronaut hats, hear astronaut legends, take a "How to Be a Astronaut" class, buy astronaut pins, and briefly speak with an actual American astronaut!
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue, brain, spinal, lycanthropic, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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