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The Disney Astronaut Superfan Faire attraction, overtly living in the evening sunlight
Disney Astronaut Superfan Faire
December 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
143 Disney units
Five smiles (by Smee)
This is the place to come if you have no astronaut-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent astronaut outfits, read along with astronaut religious works, get an astronaut tattoo, buy astronaut t-shirts, and try to date an in-person astronaut!
- Warning: quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of reawakening this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different smell.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or personal, shoulder, liver, kidney, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and glasses (in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
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