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The Disney Astronaut Role-Playing Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its mighty anniversary
Disney Astronaut Role-Playing Faire
April 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (according to Sheriff Woody)
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things astronaut-related. Here you can try on astronaut accessories, read along with astronaut religious works, learn astronaut-hunting techniques, buy mass-produced astronaut jewelry, and embarrass yourself in front of a live astronaut!
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or back, romantic, skin, attention-span, fingernail, or chest problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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