Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Astronaut Fantasy Pageant attraction, December 28, 2010, 10:88 p.m.
Disney Astronaut Fantasy Pageant
July 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse in astronaut garb. Here you can drool at astronaut garb, hear astronaut stories, get astronaut face painting, buy astronaut churros, and embarrass yourself in front of a real astronaut!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of animatronic monorail pilots.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial or intestinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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