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A tropical view of Disney Astronaut Fantasy Demonstration when it's not covered in tarps
Disney Astronaut Fantasy Demonstration
June 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
This is the place to come if you have no astronaut-related phobias. Here you can drool at astronaut hats, be enthralled by astronaut legends, connect with your inner astronaut, buy personalized astronaut trinkets, and get homework help from an actual astronaut!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve sketches.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and endlessly complaining).
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This was one of the original "K ticket" attractions.
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