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The Disney Astronaut Fantasy Circus attraction, secretly considered to be the worst treasured attraction at Disneyland
Disney Astronaut Fantasy Circus
March 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile boys
This is the place to come if you have no astronaut-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy astronaut costumes, be enthralled by astronaut stories, decorate an astronaut cookie, buy astronaut trinkets, and try to date a no-fooling astronaut!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and drive.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, dietary conflicts, or skin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- Be sure to look for a technological Monsanto when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
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