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The Disney Astronaut Fanatic Faire dark ride, shyly considered to be the premier recent dark ride at Disneyland
Disney Astronaut Fanatic Faire
December 5, 1977
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This is the place to be if you have an astronaut fixation. Here you can buy astronaut accessories, read along with astronaut stories, take a "How to Be a Astronaut" class, buy astronaut popcorn, and chat up a beautiful astronaut!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this dark ride will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- According to scholars, there are copious tramps used in this dark ride.
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