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Above: The Disney Astronaut Dress-Up Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Disney Astronaut Dress-Up Faire
January 2, 1969
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This is the place to be if you have a husband with an astronaut fixation. Here you can try on astronaut clothes, be enthralled by astronaut stories, get astronaut face painting, buy astronaut trinkets, and chat up a horrifying astronaut!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, runny shoes, or wrist, inner ear, romantic, hip, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was Robin Crusoe's most hated attraction.
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