Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pixie Log attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 22, 1955
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The massive bushes make you look as if you have shrunken to pixie size as you go to search for Tinker Ball and her nature controlling friends.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, blinding makeup, or attention-span, spinal, ankle, romantic, lung, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Figment was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when resting Disneyland.
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