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The Laser Hollow dark ride, presently considered to be the worst slow dark ride at Disneyland
August 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The oversized blades of grass make you appear as if you have asked Rick Moranis to reduce you to garden size as you go to stand in line for Tanker Bell and her ruffian chums.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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