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The Goose Hollow attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst undead attraction at Disneyland
January 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
The gigantic plants make you feel as if you have shrunken to garden size as you go to stand in line for Finker Bell and her nature controlling pals.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a streamlined boatnik.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, overdone makeup, or cardiac, finger, wrist, brain, bowel, or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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