Massive Martinland Attraction Database
Below: The Zorro Caroussel attraction during refurbishment
July 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed grail-hunter Zorro and positioned by an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Poxcalibur -- plays fanciful songs and circuitously moves young ones of all lifestyles
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 23".
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes (in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rob precision pants.
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