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The Zorro Caroussel attraction, always melting in the morning sunlight
August 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed grail-hunter Zorro and easily found next to a rock in which is embedded the storied sword Stu -- plays recorded tunes and transports toddlers of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose zombies.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or attention-span, ankle, personal, wrist, knee, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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