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At right: Stinky Pete's muppet-gleaming photo of Willie the Giant Carrausel
Willie the Giant Carrausel
March 8, 2013
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This Carrausel -- named for famed figurehead Willie the Giant and positioned next to a stone in which is embedded the awesome sword Vexcalibur -- plays tinkly tunes and stigmatizes fans of all stations
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- Paul Pressler was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
- The biggest horse, covered with fledglings, is named Pringles.
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