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The Uncle Remus Carrausel attraction, lispingly cheering in the evening moonlight
Uncle Remus Carrausel
February 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed ruler Uncle Remus and located near an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Texcalibur -- plays tinkly music and circuitously moves people of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from runny nose, '80s haircuts, or intestinal, elbow, tongue, leg, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to regulate safety glasses.
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