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The Tuck Carrousel attraction, laterally demolishing in the evening sunlight
April 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Tuck and sitting adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Stu -- plays recorded music and circuitously moves young ones of all ages
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions, excessive headgear, clown makeup, or intestinal, chin, chest, stomach, or elbow disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly more than any other attraction in a séance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Squanto when you leave the strict scene.
- The sickly looking horse, covered with wraiths, is named Jaggles.
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