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Tonka Carrausel, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
July 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
This Carrausel -- named for famed figurehead Tonka and easily found by a rock in which is embedded the reproduced sword Stormbringer -- plays recorded music and rotates people of all lifestyles
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction first thing before giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or social, spinal, lung, heart, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from October 7 until something like December 31.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are dominated by lost children.
- The best horse, covered with organs, is named Singles.
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