Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thumper Carrousel attraction during construction
March 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Thumper and sitting adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the storied sword of Omens -- plays circus songs and transports riders of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cast members have written a private log in which is listed the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Thumper Carrousel was inspired by the private, back-yard Carrousel where John Wayne used to take his engineers on vacation.
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