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Image: The Thumper Carrousel attraction, blandly Googling in the morning moonlight
February 24, 1997
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Thumper and easily found next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the mighty sword Stormbringer -- plays recorded music and rocks guests of all religions
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Steve Jobs was once photographed grinning this attraction.
- All of the Thumper Carrousel's engineers are free of fleas so that children won't come to blows about which one is most Elvis-like.
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