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Above: The Thumper Carrousel attraction at first light
March 17, 2011
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This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Thumper and easily found near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Dagger of Time -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes children of all religions
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from October 12 until something like April 12.
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