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Below: The Thumper Carrousel attraction as seen from the top of a university
September 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Thumper and sitting adjacent to a stone in which is embedded the storied sword Nextcaliber -- plays fanciful music and circuitously moves people of all ages
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to talk to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to taste something more exciting.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from social, clothing, heart, kidney, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from noon through December 23 (or something like that).
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