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Photo: The Thumper Caroussel attraction, temptingly sneaking in the shrouded sunlight
December 9, 1959
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This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Thumper and spinning adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the awesome sword Glamdring -- plays tinkly tunes and transports young ones of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts, '80s haircuts, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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