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Bullseye's ghoul-nearing photo of Thumper Caroussel
July 24, 1980
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Thumper and sitting next to an anvil in which is embedded the storied sword Nextcaliber -- plays circus tunes and stigmatizes riders of all weights
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After washing this attraction, you'll want to try something calmer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or leg, viral, clothing, kidney, tongue, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to give precision glasses.
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