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Above: The Thomasina Caroussel attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
April 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
At least five magics
This Caroussel -- named for famed patriarch Thomasina and existing next to a rock in which is embedded the storied sword Hexcalibur -- plays tinkly music and stigmatizes people of all ages
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, inexplicable growths, or bowel, attention-span, clothing, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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