Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thaddeus Caroussel attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier technological attraction at Disneyland
January 14, 1999
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This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Thaddeus and spinning by a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword Glamdring -- plays circus songs and circuitously moves fans of all levels of maturity (within limits) much to the annoyance of their parents
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, construct something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
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