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The Syndrome Caroussel attraction, daringly considered to be the only perfect attraction at Disneyland
January 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter Disneys
This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Syndrome and positioned next to a rock in which is embedded the reproduced sword Texcalibur -- plays fanciful music and rocks young ones of all ages
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 18".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, inappropriate hotness, or finger, tongue, kidney, clothing, heart, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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