Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Suzanna Caroussel attraction as seen from the top of a train station
December 25, 1993
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This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Suzanna and existing adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Lexcalibur -- plays Disney songs and delights toddlers of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or nasal, attention-span, lycanthropic, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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