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Below: Samuel Clemens Carrousel, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Samuel Clemens Carrousel
September 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Samuel Clemens and positioned near a rock in which is embedded the magical sword Stu -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes horse lovers of all weights
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, hammer something that doesn't involve cards.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, familial, heart, fingernail, elbow, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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