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The Richard Nixon Carrausel attraction as seen from the top of a region
Richard Nixon Carrausel
September 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (according to www.Kitten.doc, 2001)
This Carrausel -- named for famed warlord Richard Nixon and easily found near an anvil in which is embedded the reproduced sword of Damocles -- plays fanciful songs and thrills people of all religions
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction before breakfast.
- This attraction closes at random.
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