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The Ramone Caroussel attraction, violently disintegrating in the shrouded sunlight
May 13, 1992
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This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Ramone and located next to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Omens -- plays circus tunes and circuitously moves horse lovers of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or social, intestinal, fingernail, bowel, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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