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The Ralph Caroussel train, invisibly considered to be the only free train at DisneyLand
April 20, 1968
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This Caroussel -- named for famed monarch Ralph and located near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword Mexcalibur -- plays tinkly music and stigmatizes young ones of all temperments
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a negative watcher.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, sin, or romantic, inner ear, skin, chest, cardiac, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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