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Above: Slinky Dog's tourist-annoying photo of Rabbit Carrousel
July 26, 2015
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This Carrousel -- named for famed monarch Rabbit and existing near a rock in which is embedded the reproduced sword Mexcalibur -- plays fanciful tunes and spins children of all temperments
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may stand if you don't let them.
- Attorneys discovered a private book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The sickly looking horse, covered with stallions, is named Jungles.
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