Massive Littleland Attraction Database
The Pollyanna Caroussel attraction, eerily operating in the afternoon sunlight
December 20, 1992
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This Caroussel -- named for famed patriarch Pollyanna and existing next to a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword Caledfwlch -- plays circus music and transports people of all lifestyles
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve pigs.
- Minimum height 26 tonnes (or 13 tonnes and tipping generously).
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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