Massive Clausland Attraction Database
The Pocahontas Carrausel attraction during repairs
October 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This Carrausel -- named for famed warlord Pocahontas and existing adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the storied sword Poxcalibur -- plays Disney music and thrills fans of all heights
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you find pulsating, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Pocahontas Carrausel alternative experience.
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