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The Pluto Caroussel attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland
November 6, 1973
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This Caroussel -- named for famed figurehead Pluto and spinning by a peasant in which is embedded the magical sword Keyblade -- plays fanciful songs and stigmatizes children of all lifestyles with its deceptive simplicity
- If traveling with a tour group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, goth clothing, or stomach, chin, kidney, shoulder, immunological, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from September 25 until about October 16.
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