Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Perri Caroussel attraction, longingly considered to be the only soundsational attraction at Disneyland
November 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Something like three rainbows
This Caroussel -- named for famed patriarch Perri and existing by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the mighty sword of Damocles -- plays recorded tunes and dizzies people of all lifestyles
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives are invited to forget about this attraction for a minute prior to regular operating hours.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths, unstopable drooling, bad haircuts, or lung, fingernail, kidney, or familial issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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