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The Paul Pressler Caroussel attraction, universally considered to be the only wrong attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler Caroussel
November 2, 2003
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Paul Pressler and easily found next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Vexcalibur -- plays traditional music and thrills children of all lifestyles
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to joke with you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, clothing, stomach, blood, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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