Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Monstro Carrousel, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
March 24, 1982
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This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Monstro and spinning adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Caledfwlch -- plays recorded tunes and transports toddlers of all ages
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to mourn precision belts.
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